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joy showed an interest in developing a green thumb and i got about 15lbs of fruit which my children will devour post-haste. and i stayed within budget! the star of Bethlehem flowers were the most expensive, well and the 2lbs of cherries.

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Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies.. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit.. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry.. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! …. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

‘Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride’

AND….

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

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Joy and I went to the Aquarium about a month ago. Had a lot of fun touching manta rays and little sharks (didn’t know they were related, did ya?), seeing Dory like fish (just keep swimming, just keep swimming), and enjoying the crowds. There was a special event that day. I hope to go again when it’s less crowded.

And of course, Joy had to add another member to her stuffed animal collection …


Man, I spoil that girl.

For those of you have been on the net for a while, you may remember getting the Darwin Award emails on a regular basis. I had no idea that they were still around. So … for your viewing pleasure ….

I love watching these guys play. I need more play $$$. Though, I do have all the groceries bought and Metro is offering a discount on tickets …

The coveted “Magicians of Basketball” take to the court for a doubleheader Saturday, February 16, 2008 at the Honda Center at 1:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. against their rival Washington Generals and at the STAPLES Center Sunday, February 17, 2008 at 1:00p.m.https://i1.wp.com/harlemglobetrotters.com.ismmedia.com/ISM3/thumbcache/7308230b1b28593916a065bb69c57b7e.640x480.jpg

Where and When:

Anaheim, CA ::

Date: Saturday February 16, 2008
Time: 1:00 PM
Place: Honda Center
Click Here for Tickets

Ticket Prices:
$16 to $147

To order ticket by phone call: 714-704-2500

Tickets also available at: All Ticketmaster outlets

For group (15+) or scout tickets, contact:
So Cal Groups – www.socalgroups.com or 800-398-7021
Honda Center Group Sales – 714-940-2859

Anaheim, CA ::

Date: Saturday February 16, 2008
Time: 7:00 PM
Place: Honda Center
Click Here for Tickets

Ticket Prices:
$16 to $147

To order ticket by phone call: 714-704-2500

Tickets also available at: All Ticketmaster outlets

For group (15+) or scout tickets, contact:
So Cal Groups – www.socalgroups.com or 800-398-7021
Honda Center Group Sales – 714-940-2859

Los Angeles, CA ::

Date: Sunday February 17, 2008
Time: 1:00 PM
Place: Staples Center
Click Here for Tickets

Ticket Prices:
$16 to $147

To order ticket by phone call: 213-480-3232

Tickets also available at: All Ticketmaster locations

For group tickets contact AEG Group Sales:
877-234-8425 or www.aegtickets.com

San Diego, CA ::

Date: Sunday February 17, 2008
Time: 7:00 PM
Place: Sports Arena
Click Here for Tickets

Ticket Prices:
$18 to $140

To order ticket by phone call: 619-220-TIXS

Tickets also available at: All Ticketmaster locations

For groups of 15+ and scouts, contact:
San Diego Arena Group Sales Department – 619-308-4311 or groups@sandiegoarena.com

San Bernardino, CA ::

Date: Monday February 18, 2008
Time: 4:00 PM
Place: Cousoulis Arena
Click Here for Tickets

Ticket Prices:
$16 to $60

To order ticket by phone call: 909-537-7360

Tickets also available at: All Ticketmaster locations

For group & scout tickets contact:
Cyndee Young Group Sales
cygroups@sssnet.com
(330) 262-9790


How geeky are you? As in, who wants to go to this with me?

STARTREK.COM: Star Trek The Tour: “STAR TREK THE TOUR is at the Queen Mary Dome in Long Beach, California now through Sunday, March 2, 2008. Purchase tickets for STAR TREK THE TOUR at Ticketmaster.com, Ticketmaster outlets and the STAR TREK THE TOUR box office.

The STAR TREK THE TOUR is open:

* Friday from 12 Noon to 8 p.m.
* Saturday and Sunday, 10 a.m. – 6 p.m.
* On Monday, February 18, we will be open from 10 a.m. – 6 p.m.

*Please arrive 2 hours before closing to fully enjoy STAR TREK THE TOUR

* Adult Tickets are $35 weekend / $30 weekday
* Children’s Tickets are $17.50 weekend / $16 weekday
* Special pricing available for Seniors, Students, and Active Military with ID at Box Office only
* Special prices available for groups of 15 or more. Visit http://www.ticketsforgroups.com or call 800.840.1157 for more information

STAR TREK THE TOUR will travel to 40 cities in the United States over the next 5 years. Check back soon for a list of cities we will visit in 2008.”

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